|Beckon in Tai Bwo Wannai. Clap before you talk to me. Equip green dragonhide chaps, a ring of duelling, and a mithril medium helmet.
||Green Dragonhide Chaps, Ring of Duelling, Mithril Medium Helmet
||Tai Bwo Wannai on Karamja.
|Beckon in the digsite near the eastern winch. Bow or curtsy before you talk to me. Equip a pointed red and black snelm, snakeskin boots, and iron pickaxe.
||Pointed red and black snelm, Snakeskin Boots, Iron Pickaxe
||Eastern Winch in the Digsite. There are iron pickaxes available if
you descend down it.
|Blow a kiss between the tables in Shilo Village bank. Beware of double agents! Equip a splitbark helm, mud pie and rune plate body.
||Splitbark helm, Mud pie, Rune
||In Shilo Village bank, between the two tables. You must have at least started the Shilo Village Quest to enter Shilo Village. Be careful that you have auto-retaliate OFF, otherwise when the double agent appears you will throw your mud pie at him.
|Blow a raspberry at the monkey cage in Ardougne Zoo. Equip a studded leather body, bronze platelegs, and a mud pie.
||Studded leather body, Bronze platelegs, Mud pie
||Facing the monkey cage in Ardougne Zoo. Be careful that you have auto-retaliate OFF, otherwise when the double agent appears you will throw your mud pie at him.
|Blow a raspberry in the Fishing Guild bank. Beware of double agents! Equip an elemental shield, blue dragonhide chaps, and rune warhammer.
||Elemental Shield, Blue D'hide Chaps, Rune Warhammer
||Anywhere in Fishing Guild Bank. You at least level 68 fishing to enter the Fishing Guild. You can enter at level 63 with the help of an Admiral pie.
|Blow raspberries outside the entrance to Keep Le Faye. Equip a coif, an iron platebody, and leather gloves.
||Coif, Iron Platebody, Leather Gloves
||Keep Le Faye
|Bow or curtsy at the top of the lighthouse. Beware of double agents! Equip a blue dragonhide body, blue dragonhide vambraces, and no jewellery.
||Blue D'hide Body, Blue D'hide Vambraces, No Jewellery
||The lighthouse South-west of Rellekka. You must have at least started the Horror from the Deep Quest to enter the lighthouse.
|Bow or curtsy in the ticket office of the Duel Arena. Equip an iron chain body, leather chaps and a coif.
||Iron Chainbody, Leather Chaps, Coif
||Building just North of the Duel Arena gate in Al Kharid.
|Bow or curtsy outside the entrance to the Legend's Guild. Equip iron platelegs, an emerald amulet, and an oak shieldbow.
||Iron Platelegs, Emerald Amulet, Oak Shieldbow
||Legend's Guild gate, outside.
|Cheer at the games room. Have nothing equipped at all when you do.
||Inside the Games Room in Burthorpe.
|Cheer at the Druid's Circle. Equip an air tiara, bronze two-handed sword, and gold amulet
||Air tiara, Bronze 2h Sword, gold amulet
||Druid's Circle in Taverley, just to the North-west of the Members gate to Falador.
|Cheer in the Barbarian Agility Arena. Headbang before you talk to me. Equip a steel plate body, maple shortbow, and bronze boots.
||Steel Platebody, Maple Shortbow, Bronze boots
||Anywhere inside the Barbarian Agility Arena.
|Cheer for the monks at Port Sarim. Equip a coif, steel plateskirt, and a sapphire necklace.
||Coif, Steel Plateskirt, Unenchanted Sapphire Necklace
||Port Sarim Docks by the Entrana Monks.
|Cheer in the Ogre Pen in the Training Camp. Show you are angry before you talk to me. Equip a green dragonhide body and chaps and a steel square shield.
||Green Dragonhide Body and chaps, Steel Square Shield
||King Lathas' Combat Training Camp, to the North of Ardougne. You must have completed the Biohazard Quest to enter the Training Camp.
|Clap in the main exam room of the Exam Centre. Equip a ruby amulet, blue flowers, and leather gloves.
||Ruby Amulet, Blue Flowers, Leather
||Exam centre at the Digsite.
|Clap on the top level of the mill north of East Ardougne. Equip an emerald ring, wood camo top and an unenchanted tiara.
||Emerald ring, Wood camo top, Unenchanted Tiara
||Top level of the mill North of Ardougne.
|Clap on the causeway to the Wizard's Tower. Equip an iron medium helmet, an emerald ring, and leather gloves.
||Iron Medium Helmet, Emerald Ring, Leather Gloves
||On the causeway (long bridge) that leads to the Wizard's Tower, South of Draynor Village.
|Cry in the Catherby ranging shop. Bow or curtsy before you talk to me. Equip a round red and black snelm, a hard leather body, and an unblessed silver sickle.
||round red and black snelm (not turquoise), Hard Leather Body, Unblessed Silver Sickle
||Catherby Ranging Shop.
|Cry on the platform of the north-west tree in the Gnome Agility Arena. Indicate "no" before you talk to me. Equip a steel kiteshield, ring of forging, and green dragonhide chaps.
||Steel Kiteshield, Ring of Forging, Green Dragonhide Chaps
||Gnome Agility Training Course in the Gnome Stronghold. Cross the log at the beginning of the course, climb the netting to get into the tree, then climb the tree branch to the first platform.
|Dance a jig by the entrance to the fishing guild. Equip an emerald ring, a sapphire amulet, and a bronze chain body.
||Emerald Ring, Sapphire Amulet, Bronze Chainbody
||Fishing Guild Entrance
|Dance a jig under Shantay's Awning. Bow or curtsy before you talk to me. Equip a pointed blue snail helmet and an air staff.
||Pointed Blue Snelm, Air Staff
||Shantay's Pass under the awning.
|Dance at the cat-doored pyramid in Sophanem. Beware of double agents! Equip a ring of life, an uncharged amulet of glory and an adamant two-handed sword.
||Ring of Life, Uncharged Amulet of Glory, Adamant 2h Sword
|Dance at the crossroads north of Draynor. Equip an iron chain body, a sapphire ring, and a shieldbow.
||Iron Chainbody, Sapphire Ring, Normal Wood Shieldbow
||Crossroads North of Draynor Village on Eastern side.
|Dance in the centre of Canifis. Bow or curtsy before you talk to me. Equip a spiny helm, mithril plate legs, and an iron two-handed sword.
||Spiny helm, Mithril Platelegs, Iron 2h Sword
||Centre of Canifis, in the grassy patch between all the
buildings. You must have completed the Priest in Peril Quest to enter Canifis.
|Dance in the Party Room. Equip a steel full helmet, steel platebody and an iron plateskirt.
||Steel Full Helmet, Steel Platebody, Iron Plateskirt
||Party Room in Falador.
|Dance in the shack in Lumbridge Swamp. Equip a bronze dagger, iron full helmet, and a gold ring.
||Bronze Dagger, Iron Full Helmet, Gold Ring
||The shack in south-eastern side of the Lumbridge Swamp.
|Headbang in the mine north of Al Kharid. Equip a polar camo top, leather gloves, and leather boots.
||Polar camo top, Leather Gloves, Leather Boots
||Al Kharid mining location
|Jump for joy at the beehives. Equip iron boots, an unholy symbol, and a steel hatchet.
||Iron Boots, Unholy Symbol, Steel Hatchet
||Beehives between Seers Village and Catherby.
|Jump for joy in Yanille bank. Dance a jig before you talk to me. Equip a iron crossbow, adamant medium helmet, and snakeskin chaps.
||Iron Crossbow, Adamant Medium Helmet, Snakeskin Chaps
|Laugh in the Jokul's tent in the Mountain Camp. Beware of double agents! Equip a rune full helmet, blue dragonhide chaps, and a fire battlestaff.
||Rune Full Helmet, Blue D'hide Chaps, Fire battlestaff
||Jokul's Tent in the north-east corner of Mountain Camp. Make sure you bring a rope if you have not yet completed the Mountain Daughter Quest.
|Laugh at the crossroads south of Sinclair Mansion. Equip a cowl, strength amulet and iron scimitar
||Cowl, Amulet of strength, Iron scimitar
||South of Sinclair Mansion, at the crossroads.
|Panic by the mausoleum in Morytania. Wave before you speak to me. Equip a mithril plate skirt, a maple shieldbow, and no boots.
||Mithril Plateskirt, Maple Shieldbow, No Boots
||Mausoleum in Morytania. You must have at least started the Creature of Fenkenstrain Quest to enter this area. Entrance is gained by pushing the easternmost gravestone east of Fenkenstrain castle, descending into the Experiment Dungeon and going north-west to the Mausoleum exit.
|Panic by the pilot on White Wolf Mountain. Beware of double agents! Equip mithril platelegs, a ring of life, and a rune hatchet.
||Mithril Platelegs, Ring of Life, Rune Hatchet
||Gnome Pilot on White Wolf Mountain.
|Panic in the heart of the Haunted Woods. Beware of double agents! Have no items equipped when you do.
||Nothing. (After panic emote, you can put on armour to fight the double agent. Remove it after the fight before doing emote again.)
||Just East of the Fairy Ring in Haunted Woods (see this picture), south-east of Fenkenstrain's Castle and the farming water pump. Must have completed Priest in Peril Quest to enter this area.
|Panic in the Limestone Mine. Equip bronze platelegs, a steel pickaxe, and a steel medium helmet.
||Bronze platelegs, Steel Pickaxe, Steel Medium Helmet
||Limestone Mine near the start to the Rag and Bone Man Quest.
|Panic on the pier where you catch the Fishing Trawler. Have nothing equipped at all when you do.
||Nothing! I say nothing!!
||Fishing Trawler Pier
|Salute in the banana plantation. Beware of double agents! Equip a diamond ring, amulet of power, and nothing on your chest and legs.
||Diamond Ring, Amulet of Power, NO chest piece or leggings
||Banana Plantation on Karamja (there are 33 trees there).
|Shrug in the mine near Rimmington. Equip a gold necklace, a gold ring, and a bronze spear.
||Gold Necklace, Gold Ring, Bronze
||Mining area between Rimmington and Port Sarim.
|Shrug in the Zamorak Temple found in the Eastern Wilderness. Beware of double agents! Equip bronze platelegs, an iron plate body, and blue dragonhide vambraces.
||Bronze Platelegs, Iron Platebody, Blue D'hide Vambraces
||Chaos Temple surrounded by lava, north of Varrock, in level 12 Wilderness. Do not use Hartwin to teleport to there, but walk instead.
|Twirl at the crossroads north of Rimmington. Equip a sapphire ring, yellow flowers and leather chaps.
||Sapphire ring, Yellow flowers, Leather Chaps
||Crossroads North of Rimmington and just south of the Clan Camp.
|Twirl in Draynor Manor by the fountain. Equip an iron platebody, studded leather chaps, and a bronze full helmet.
||Iron Platebody, Studded Leather Chaps, Bronze Full Helmet
||Fountain on the Draynor Manor grounds.
|Twirl on the bridge by Barbarian Village. Salute before you talk to me. Equip an iron hatchet, a steel kiteshield, and a mithril full helmet.
||Iron hatchet, Steel kiteshield, Mithril full helmet
||Bridge over River Lum between Barbarian Village and Varrock.
|Think under the lens in the Observatory. Twirl before you talk to me. Equip a mithril chain body, green dragonhide chaps and a ruby amulet.
||Mithril Chainbody, Green Dragonhide Chaps, Ruby Amulet
||Observatory South-west of Ardougne, North of Castle Wars. You must have at least started the Observatory Quest to enter.
|Think in the wheat field by the Lumbridge mill. Equip a blue gnome robetop, a turquoise gnome robe bottom, and an oak shortbow.
||Blue Gnome Robetop, Turquoise Gnome Bottom, Oak shortbow
||Wheat field outside the mill north-west of Lumbridge.
|Think in the middle of the wheat field by the Lumbridge mill. Equip a sapphire necklace, polar camo legs and an oak shortbow.
||Sapphire necklace, Polar camo legs, Oak shortbow
||Wheat field outside the mill north-west of Lumbridge.
|Wave along the south fence of the Lumber Yard. Equip a hard leather body, leather chaps, and a bronze hatchet.
||Hard Leather Body, Leather Chaps, Bronze Hatchet
||Southern fence of the Lumber Yard north-east of Varrock. Note: It will not work if you are standing next to the fence.
|Wave on Mudskipper Point. Equip a gold ring, leather chaps, and a steel mace.
||Gold ring, Leather Chaps, Steel Mace
||Mudskipper Point south-east of Rimmington.
|Yawn in Varrock Palace library. Equip a holy symbol, leather vambraces, and an iron warhammer.
||Holy symbol, Leather vambraces, Iron Warhammer
|Yawn in the Castle Wars lobby. Shrug before you talk to me. Equip a ruby amulet, a mithril scimitar, and iron square shield.
||Ruby Amulet, Mithril Scimitar, Iron square shield
||Castle Wars lobby.
|Yawn in the rogues' general store. Beware of double agents! Equip an iron square shield, blue dragon vambraces and an iron pickaxe.
||Iron Square Shield, Blue D'hide Vambraces, Iron Pickaxe
||General Store in Bandit Camp in level 23 wilderness, north-east of the green
|Yawn in Draynor Marketplace. Equip studded leather chaps, an iron kiteshield, and a steel longsword.
||Studded Leather Chaps, Iron Kiteshield, Steel Longsword
||Draynor Marketplace, where Diango the toyseller's stall is.